In hindsight I was probably spreading myself too
thinly when I should have really focused and mastered one of the various forms
of presentation. However it kept me busy programming, arranging and rehearsing
a variety of tracks, be they my own dalliances with electro pop, ventures into
ambient house music, reworkings of pop hits of yesteryear or a piano medley of
James Bond themes. I guess I was really trying to find the right avenue by
trying different ones.
Although it was fun to perform other people's songs,
it was in writing and arranging my own material either under the ‘Production’
moniker, or its instrumental electronica brother ‘S-cape’, where my main
passion lie.
At university I found opportunity to try out my music
in a live setting in the form of the ‘Afternoon Gig’ which bands could sign up
for. I started doing a few of these as a solo act for a little while,
surrounded by a mess of wires and doing my best to sing and play a little ditty
or two to a little gathering. I had also started performing outside the
university at club nights hosted by the Manchester collective BoomBooom at
venues such as the Night and Day Café and the Roadhouse. However, trying
to get gigs on my own continued to be a struggle no thanks to my naivity, so I
was grateful for any invitation and opportunity that came my way.
In January 1995, I spotted a poster on a noticeboard
at the university asking for support bands for a series of gigs at the
Pavillion. The Pavillion, or ‘Pav’ as it was commonly known, was one of the
student union bars situated at a campus some distance from where I was based
and so wasn’t a venue I had visited or was familiar with. The poster said that support
acts were needed to suit the following styles of bands that were due to play
there including one that said ‘techno rock’. Now I was a bit removed from
‘rock’ but was quite a bit closer to the ‘techno’ side so I immediately thought
my ‘S-cape’ set -up may just be the thing. Or rather, being a support act
to a ‘techno rock’ band might be just the thing for me. I found a phone in a
room somewhere (in the days before mobile phones were in common use) and rang
the number on the poster. I offered my ‘techno’ services to the manager at the
‘Pav’ who said the band were performing the next night and told me to turn up
to soundcheck at a certain time. The idea of performing as a support act at a
student union club gave me a vision of a ready assembled audience of punters
keen to hear some loud, pumping,exciting music of a ‘techno’ flavour.
I spent the evening programming and rearranging some
of the more uptempo dance and techno driven tracks in my repertoire into a
segued set of about 30-40 minutes as required. I mentioned it to what friends I
could find on the day (in the days before Facebook, Twitter, email and the
world wide web were in common use) and then headed up to the ‘Pav’.

And then it was soon time for the gig to start.
But something wasn’t quite right. Or at least not what
I expected.
With the exception of the four members of Fat, my four
friends, the two sound engineers and maybe another two people…. The place was
empty. I played for 30-40 minutes and then Fat took to the stage and performed
an amazing set. But it was to just a very small group of people. In fact, Fat
played to less people than I did because they were half of the audience I had
played to, and then I swapped with them to be in the audience myself. I was so
gutted and totally baffled. I couldn’t work out if it was a case of zero
promotion, or if the ‘Pav’ was always this poorly attended. For such great
music in such a great looking and sounding venue, it seemed such a great waste.
My friends and I were invited by Fat to join them for
a beer or two in their dressing room and we continued chatting. I think my main
topic of conversation was how much I couldn’t believe how empty the place was.
That shows how naïve and presumptious I was at that time to expect there to be
an audience waiting. You live and learn.
We said goodbye and I jumped into a car with my gear
packed up and crashed out at a friends flat nearby.
Fast forward eight months and I’m
watching ‘The Chart Show’ on ITV on one Saturday morning and who should appear
promoting their debut single but Fat. ‘The Chart Show’ used to feature bits of
text on the screen giving you extra info on the band. I’ll never forget the one
that appeared saying ‘Members of Fat include drummer Woody who is also a member
of Madness. I couldn’t believe it. Madness were a group I loved and had grown
up with and it never clicked that it was the same guy I had shared a beer and a
stage with earlier in the year. I bought the single and I also had a demo tape
of the group that I had been given at the gig. Both serve as a good reminder of
a great band I had the pleasure of supporting at one time, albeit to not many
people.
I later learned that Fat had continued to release a
couple of albums and had successfully toured to a packed houses around the UK
and the US. I nearly saw them again when I read they were to support Catherine Wheel at Manchester University a year or so later. I bought a ticket and went
to the gig only to discover that Fat had broken down somewhere on a motorway
and wouldn’t be turning up. So I couldn’t ‘support’ them that time.
Very recently I did get to see Woody again when I
finally achieved a long awaited goal of seeing Madness live in concert. And I
have learned that AD has forged a successful career in the US as a TV and radio
host.
And while the ‘Pav’ gig wasn’t successful in terms of
entertaining a large crowd, it holds enough good memories to warrant me
blogging about it some 18 years later.